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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via professional-home-wrecker)

murderer: i am going to kill you
man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day

minxsphinx:

bigdaddy-purp:

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oh gawd why...no

(via perksoflikinggirls)